Deep within the depths of our subterranean society, a select few possess the uncanny ability to predict the whims of the tunnel's ancient stones.
These mystics, known as the Tunnel Lore Prophets, have dedicated their lives to unraveling the mysteries of the tunnel's forgotten passages and hidden chambers.
Their prophecies are sought after by the tunnel's denizens, who rely on their wisdom to navigate the treacherous waters of tunnel politics and snack food availability.
But prophets are not born, they are made. And if you're feeling particularly prophetic, why not try your hand at becoming a Tunnel Lore Prophet?
Learn more about the mystical art of tunnel poetry
Join a community of fellow tunnel rhymers
Zelig Zig-Zag, the prophet of unexpected detours
Zeno the Zen Master, the prophet of tunnel flow
Bruno the Boulder Bringer, the prophet of tunnel structural integrity
And many more!
But wait, there's more! Why not try your hand at becoming a Tunnel Lore Prophet yourself?